Here are some crazy and fun captions:
"Life is like a broken pencil, pointless. But hey, at least it can still make a mess."
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I forgot to do."
"I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."
"I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
"Reality called, they want their dream back. I said nope, I'm still using it." ????
